if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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