So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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