Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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