He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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