I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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