i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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