i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yo dont text me then not text me
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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