We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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