I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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