I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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