Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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