is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
So much Jack, so little girl.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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