his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
either way he was missing a nipple.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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