I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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