He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
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