How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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