FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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