Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
