Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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