she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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