marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
need another drink. this is the easiest way
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
