just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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