i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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