I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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