She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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