Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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