My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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