how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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