Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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