Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
