i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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