Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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