i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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