drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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