So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Can Purell be used as lube?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
did you just send me my own nude
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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