just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
