The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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