She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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