Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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