Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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