We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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