Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
jump out the window naked night went bad
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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