I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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