Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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