help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
The air was thick with penises
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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