my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
farters have to be the big spoon...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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