Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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