im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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