He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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