I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
