sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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