she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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