god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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