Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just invented taco cereal.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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